As you may guess from the title, we watched a movie last night. We - well no - I - was excited about this one. Been waiting a long time.
I was foolishly under the belief that not all sequels are bad.
Sadly, I was mistaken.
The first time he picked it up, it looked like cheap fairy lights wrapped in clingfilm. Then it got worse.
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?? Kingdom of the Clingfilm Pants more like!
Or Indiana Jones and the horribly bad plot.
Possibly Indiana Jones and the Sequel of Doom.
Argh. I'd rather watch Tom Cruise. Or Jimmy Carr. Or even Hugh Grant.