Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, 3 July 2009

The Developer's Tattoo

I have no idea of the original source of this, but a friend just forwarded it to me in an email.

It's so good, I just had to share.

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Reduced Shakespeare Company: The complete word of God (abridged)

So. We went to see RSC do their infamous Bible show, at the Jersey Opera House last night.

It was simply amazing - a very well planned out show, acted by a trio that have obviously done it a thousand times (or more), but who still love the routine -and are so comfortable with it that they are able to ad-lib without the audience really catching on.

I would advise against entering one of their performances late, though - they made last nights latecomers really suffer!

So - if "The complete word of God (abridged)" is on near you - or indeed in the same country - get tickets, get on your bike and go to see it. Best £16 that I have spent in a very, very long time.

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Einstein vs Vodafone Airtel

OK.

I sent the other half a text message today. It arrived more or less immediately. This is quite good going based on my recent experience with Airtel here, however, the amusing thing was the timestamp on the message when it got to the other end.

Both phones said the same time. And the message apparently was not going to happen for another 15 minutes - yes - it was a quarter of an hour in the future.

Either Einstein (and various others) have made some fundamental errors in their calculations, or Airtel have a TARDIS hidden away somewhere - or - possibly more likely - somebody, somewhere has broken something.

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

MPABS: Definition of MPABS (today's giggle)

Someone just threw a new acronym at me: MPABS.

Most People Are Basically Stupid.

Oh dear - thats definitely one to add to the "use with caution" list!