Do you want to die?

Next time you cross the road, ask yourself this question:

Is today a good day to die?

If the answer is "no" then I suggest you use a crossing, or open your eyes and do not employ what appears to be a standard tactic for under-60s these days; The "I'll just walk blindly accross the road - the cars will stop for me" code, rather than the old favourite - Mr Green Cross.

One of these days, I won't stop.