Thursday, 21 December 2006

A world gone mad!

Truly. A world gone mad.

Amongst tonights purchases from Asda (affectionately known as "The Hell Hole"), were some fresh custard and some peanuts.

I am so glad that these items warned me of their nefarious, hazardous contents.

"Warning: Contains Milk" - on the custard. Well. F*** Me. Custard. Made with MILK. Personally I prefer to use crushed beetles and left over pieces of brick.

You can guess what was written on the peanuts. I can only conclude from my continued survival that I indeed do NOT have a nut allergy.

Good Grief.